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  1. I have an adult daughter.
  2. I have an adult step-daughter.
  3. Atheist Lutheran and  Jesus Pantheistic Existentialist.
  4. Centrist Libertarian.
  5. Computer JOAT and Expert COBOL Mainframe Programmer.
  6. Currently going back to school to "retread".
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What's an Expert COBOL Mainframe Programmer?

Expert
A "has been" (ex) "drip under pressure" (spurt).
COBOL
A computer programming language designed by the Defense Department that was so bad that even they don't use it anymore.
Mainframe
An ancient computer found in fossilized organizations.
Programmer
Someone whose skills were obsolete the day they graduated from college.

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